Did you hear who was hospitalized for doing whip-its the other night?
What the fuck, Demi? Is life so hard? It is so stressful being so fucking rich? Can you not buy another boyfriend? How exactly did you think life was going to go when you married that 17 year old?
Also, what kind of mother posts pics like this on twitter?
One that rides the white pony, that’s what.
Fuck him, Demi! You are the epitome of post-menopausal hotness. Oh, wait, how old are you? It doesn’t matter. You’re super smoking and need to put down the blow and leave the nitrous oxide to the college kids.